On the twelfth day of Christmas, the big city brought to me:
Twelve sidewalk preachers
Eleven crowded sidewalks
Ten one hundred story buildings
Nine smog-filled streets
Eight doughnut-eating cops
Seven rude passersby
Six great big rats
Five stinking bums
Four high-priced groceries
Three crazy taxi drivers
Two parking tickets
And a pigeon flying overhead
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