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It's the most horrible time of the year.
The teachers are crying
"Your grades they are dying!"
But nobody much seems to care;
It's the most horrible time of the year.

It's the sleep-sleepiest time of the year.
With late-night study sessions
Where we conjugate Russian
The beds they stay bare;
It's the sleep sleep-sleepiest time of the year.

There'll be finals for taking
And knowledge for faking
And teachers to fool on a test.
There'll be lunches for eating
While our brains takes a beating
And our bodies go three days without rest!

It's the most horrible time of the year.
There'll be much compromosing
And projects for sizing
Up by teachers who don't care;
It's the most horrible time,
It's the most horrible time,
It's the most horrible time of the year.