Oh no! It's messed! Yes, my red vest
The one I have been saving.
I tell you true, this stain or two
May make me mad and raving.
This is a travesty
Of a size
You'll never see.
This will be my demise
At the office party.
They'll laugh and joke, at me they'll poke,
I'll be the life of the party.
But I am shy, and I wonder why
I couldn't just be three days tardy.
I know! I just won't go!
I'll stay at home
And sip some joe
And read some lengthy tome.
They don't need their Pres at their party!
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