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Santa you've heard of,
Mrs. Claus you know.
But what of his kids,
Steven, Myrtle, and Mo?
They're the fun ones,
The ones you should meet;
Foget Santa's reindeer -
It's his kids who are neat.

Steve is the smart one,
Always creating new toys.
Myrtle's a girl,
Always chasing the boys.
Mo is the weird one;
He likes being strange.
So he puts his pants on backwards
And wears blue and green fangs.

You may think that Santa
Is the person in charge,
But the truth of the matter is
He just pushes the barge.
The really important
Ones are the kids;
If they were to leave,
The workshop would hit the skids!

I would like to tell you more
About these wunderkind,
But my time is running out,
And home my way must I wend.
I really must be leaving,
Or for supper I'll be late,
But come next Christmas
Of these three more will I relate!