"I'm just a little bit excited."
"I guess everybody heard that!"
"Maybe. I don't care."
"Just, please, you know how you make people look good? Focus it on your bride, don't spread it around. We don't need a round of fisticuffs over the bridesmaids."
"I'll try. I can't exactly focus it sometimes."
"I know." (wryly)
Two siblings talking just before a big wedding. The twist: they're doing it all telepathically. An ability to affect how people see other people is implied. That there would be other powers as well makes sense.
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