Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Your green leaves are all full of soot
Trash in your branches the wind has put
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Your Christmas lights were vandalized
No one has tried you on for size
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
The white on you is not from snow
But from a bad mannered crow
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
No gifts surround your icky trunk
You're visited only by a drunk
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
You thought life here would be fun
Now all you want to do is run
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree
How dreary are your branches
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