Our parents think we are off necking somewhere, but the only things getting lucky around here are the native flora and fauna - plants, bugs, and animals, however many we manage to save today. Tomorrow the giant machines come and destroy this patch of wilderness, but today it's still calm, peaceful, and full of nature's noise.
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