Do you believe in alternate realities? I do, because I sporadically flip into them sometimes. One night I went to bed with my afghan securely tucked underneath the bed. I woke up in the middle of the night and found it spread over the entire bed. Some time later I woke up again and it was back under the bed. Another day when I left for work there was a giant pile of mulch on my driveway; when I came home there wasn't any trace of it, not even the smallest shreds.
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