I was glued to the wall by great gobbers of goo and it was all my fault. I had rescheduled the meeting seven times - someone was trying to tell me something I guess. I didn't think anything of his name - Wolf Bane - either. I knew the official story of course - how his parents were big fans of CNN reporter Wolf Blitzer, and no one realized the import of his full name until the junior high Goths started inviting him to their ceremonies on the assumption that if a pinch of wolf bane was good then a whole human of it could only be better. But I ignored all that, and so here I was, stuck like a sap next to his whiteboard. That I had now missed lunch didn't help my disposition any.
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