Refrain:
Jingle bells, my hard drive smells,
My computer dumped a core.
Oh what fun to debug my code -
It'll take just one day more!
Jingle bells, I'll never tell
How long this took to write;
Just let me say I haven't slept
For forty days and nights!
I used to have a life,
I used to have some friends.
Now they have all left
'Cause my program will not end.
I had hoped to be done
By June or at least July;
Now I'll be glad to finish
Before pigs they learn to fly!
(Refrain)
My boss just called me up,
She wants to see me now.
So to her will I travel,
And before her will I bow.
"Please give me some more time;
I need just one more week."
'You'll have it done by this afternoon
Or a new job you will seek!"
(Refrain)
So toil all day will I,
And on througout the night.
I haven't seen the sun for days,
But tomorrow I just might.
For my program is complete,
And through it you may browse
As long as you are really nice
And do not touch your mouse!
(Refrain)
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