Character sketch: Gloria, voice artist and ventriloquist. Has a friend who "can take the most mundane thing, like a trip to the grocer or a ride on the bus, and something about how he tells it turns it into an intriguing, interesting story that you just can't get enough of. I can't anyway. He abuses it sometimes, I think on purpose. I'll need to go and a smirk will creep across his face as he says "You'll never believe what I saw this morning" and then launches into a story. Sure I need to get wherever I was headed, but more often than not I let myself get sucked in. If there's a defense against his stories I sure haven't found it!"
Has the hots for a different friend: "Him, on the other hand, now that's someone I would like to hop in the sack with! I get the feeling he likes me, but he's so reserved it's hard to tell. It's 'cause he's so intellectual-like I guess, why he's so quiet. But he can roll his tongue like nobody I've ever seen, so I can only imagine the other things he could do with it! He works out I know, but he isn't crazy buff like that top-heavy guy I see at the gym who's way built on his top half but then has tiny stick legs. He's just so smart, and knowledgeable, and courtly, and...there I go again, mooning about. I need to just ask him out, that's what I need to do."
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