Clearly the car hadn't been moved for awhile. "You sure this is the getaway car?" I asked. "Definitely, without a doubt!" the rookie replied. I guess he hadn't noticed the colony of cobwebs anchoring the convertible (top up, luckily for its owners, not that they seem to care) to the surrounding landscape.
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