Have yourself a fancy new computer,
Let the bills go hang,
Add more stuff until the CPU goes bang.
Write yourself a nifty little program,
That will bring money;
In MacWorld ads for it soon will you see.
Yet again all your hardware
Has you pulling out your hair;
Faithful friends who are dear to you
Will have fear for you
Once more.
Finally you will find the faulty circuit
If the fates allow,
So bribe them with a large and fatted cow,
And have yourself a fancy new computer now!
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