My name is Peter, and I run a construction business. We build - I'll just say it straight out, there's no point in being coy - lairs for evil geniuses. You know how in all those secret agent movies the bad guy always has a giganto house-cum-lab out in the middle of nowhere? Ever wonder how they get those things built? In the movies it's just a shell on a soundstage, of course, but the real-life baddies (and there are plenty of 'em) call me. It's just another complex building, really, no different from your average factory or nuclear power plant or mansion. The only hard part is surviving the project's end - those megalomaniac types always try to off me so that no one will know where they are. How drearily boringly dull! They never consider that I built the thing, I've been through this before (which is why they hired me in the first place, they always check my references after all), and probably I have a few outs. It's entertaining to watch them try though!
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