It was a nightmare world I lived in. The roaming bands of groundskeepers savaging people's lawns at random was but one horrifyingly visible sign. It used to be different. It used to be normal. But when the top story on the news each morning is the latest violation of poor soul's Kentucky Bluegrass, you know something has changed.
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