Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
And all of that joyous mush;
If you're lucky I'll ignore you
And in your stocking I won't stuff
Squirmy worms or icky goo,
Lumps of moldy biscuits too;
Yes I hate this merry mush!
I didn't buy you any presents,
Didn't shop for things you'd like.
Didn't spend time looking for toys
That would delight your little tyke.
How many times must I declare it,
You would think I am a parrot,
Wish you'd all just take a hike!
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