http://www.freelyoffered.com/blog/ Giving away my best ideas en Copyright 2008 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:30:00 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss It was a hot day, the sun was beating down on me, and I was surrounded by produce and products well past their sell-by date. "This is what I get", I thought to myself, "for throwing my back out and then waiting until after the garbage truck has been and gone to decide I want a backbone after all." Some kids lose retainers and go digging through dumpsters for them. I was searching the entire Harlan County Landfill for my body part. Thank goodness that new trash incinerator hasn't come online yet!

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]]> http://www.freelyoffered.com/blog/art/landscape_in_green.html http://www.freelyoffered.com/blog/art/landscape_in_green.html Art Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:30:00 -0800 Spotted: A person with a humongous sandwich, attempting to wedge it into a tiny bowl of dip. Eventually they got two drops of dip on the end of the sandwich. This was evidently enough, as they then commenced to plow through it!

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]]> http://www.freelyoffered.com/blog/humor_notebook/literally_figurative.html http://www.freelyoffered.com/blog/humor_notebook/literally_figurative.html Humor Notebook Mon, 05 May 2008 07:30:00 -0800 The other day I was walking through my local city park. I wasn't so surprised to see a person sitting on the leeward side of a short wall - the wind was blowing a bit, after all. I was a bit surprised that this person was facing the wall, not sitting against it. I was more surprised to see that this person had a multitude of Tupperware-clad ingredients gathered about and was cooking on a campstove!

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