Part One: Here I go, walking down the sidewalk. Construction ahead, so follow the detour. Oh look: the detour is detoured!
Part Two: Now I'm walking through a walkway built to protect pedestrians from falling detritus from a construction site. Or maybe I'm not - the walkway is out of commission because it is being constructed on itself!
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