While I was waiting for my plane to board our pilot arrived at the gate. He looked out at our (small) plane, and then looked again, seemingly puzzled. "I ordered a midsize, and that's a compact!" is I think what was going through his mind. Thank goodness he wasn't expecting a convertible!
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