Kilts are all the rage now. Do a line of kilts named "Man Skirts" that have a "hidden" inside pocket. I can see the ad campaign now: each ad would have a person slipping something into their inside pocket, with that something being related to what the person is, or does, or likes. For example:
- Otto Berke, father of the Microsoft Origami device, would have "An Origami, of course".
- Darth Vader would have Luke's hand, encased in carbonite perhaps. "It's all I have to remember him by."
- A hippe would have "My stash, man".
- An intellectual-type would have "Kafka".
- A hillbilly would have "Beer!"
The end of the ad would always be the same: the person would turn around and flip up their kilt, with a big "CENSORED" stamp or censoring black bar across their butt.
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