Freely Offered tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog/1 2008-08-04T16:12:07Z Giving away my best ideas Movable Type 3.31 Garbage In Garbage Out tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.667 2008-08-04T15:30:00Z 2008-08-04T16:12:07Z It was a hot day, the sun was beating down on me, and I was surrounded by produce and products well past their sell-by date. "This is what I get", I thought to myself, "for throwing my back out and... Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com It was a hot day, the sun was beating down on me, and I was surrounded by produce and products well past their sell-by date. "This is what I get", I thought to myself, "for throwing my back out and then waiting until after the garbage truck has been and gone to decide I want a backbone after all." Some kids lose retainers and go digging through dumpsters for them. I was searching the entire Harlan County Landfill for my body part. Thank goodness that new trash incinerator hasn't come online yet! Daniel tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.666 2008-08-01T15:30:00Z 2008-08-01T16:12:06Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Tower Bridge tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.665 2008-07-31T15:30:00Z 2008-07-31T16:12:08Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Hasty Hap tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.664 2008-07-30T15:30:00Z 2008-07-30T16:12:06Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Fairly Farah tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.663 2008-07-29T15:30:00Z 2008-07-29T16:12:05Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Fast Freddie tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.662 2008-07-28T15:30:00Z 2008-07-28T16:12:06Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Partial Pam tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.661 2008-07-25T15:30:00Z 2008-07-25T16:12:06Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Bus Brad tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.660 2008-07-24T15:30:00Z 2008-07-24T16:12:05Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Swoopy Sarah tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.659 2008-07-23T15:30:00Z 2008-07-23T15:46:48Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Sleeping Samuel tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.658 2008-07-22T15:30:00Z 2008-07-22T16:12:13Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> Landscape In Green tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.657 2008-07-21T15:30:00Z 2008-07-21T16:12:07Z Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com ]]> What A Dip! tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.655 2008-05-05T15:30:00Z 2008-05-05T16:12:08Z Spotted: A person with a humongous sandwich, attempting to wedge it into a tiny bowl of dip. Eventually they got two drops of dip on the end of the sandwich. This was evidently enough, as they then commenced to plow... Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com Spotted: A person with a humongous sandwich, attempting to wedge it into a tiny bowl of dip. Eventually they got two drops of dip on the end of the sandwich. This was evidently enough, as they then commenced to plow through it! Literally Figurative tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.656 2008-05-05T15:30:00Z 2008-05-05T16:12:07Z Recently I overheard somebody say that somebody else was "literally stupid". This implies that a person can be figuratively stupid. How would that work?... Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com Recently I overheard somebody say that somebody else was "literally stupid". This implies that a person can be figuratively stupid. How would that work? Bon Appetit tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.654 2008-05-02T15:30:00Z 2008-05-02T16:12:05Z The other day I was walking through my local city park. I wasn't so surprised to see a person sitting on the leeward side of a short wall - the wind was blowing a bit, after all. I was a... Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com The other day I was walking through my local city park. I wasn't so surprised to see a person sitting on the leeward side of a short wall - the wind was blowing a bit, after all. I was a bit surprised that this person was facing the wall, not sitting against it. I was more surprised to see that this person had a multitude of Tupperware-clad ingredients gathered about and was cooking on a campstove! Tired Delivery tag:www.freelyoffered.com,2008:/blog//1.653 2008-05-01T15:30:00Z 2008-05-01T16:12:05Z Spotted: A UPS person unloading tires at an automobile dealership!... Michael Hunter http://www.freelyoffered.com Spotted: A UPS person unloading tires at an automobile dealership!